me telling my wife we’re having a kid: :’) you’re gonna be a milf
The Journey Begins
Thanks for joining me!
Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton

a cat seeing me: :3
me seeing a cat: 😮
(shrek voice) they don’t even have dental..
The End of Fingers in his Ass Sunday
ice cream trucks will be exactly the same post revolution theyll just be free
i forgot the monetary meaning of the word free and i thought this meant they would be liberated
theyll be that too

ot3:
TIS THE SEASON yet i have not had my dashboard graced by
so here she is. Happy holidays, everyone.




