sorcererlance:

shinyjiggly:

yamujiburo:

syn-the-guardian:

joseinextdoor:

Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.

They’re 15 and 16 last time I checked

Jessie and James have been confirmed 25 in the anime since the 2nd movie (and before that if we’re looking at radio dramas)

…how come they aged and ash didn’t?

stress from being poor

chefpyro:

talentlack:

chefpyro:

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

Live horny die horny motherfuckers

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

maybe catholics were right. stop being horny.

i posted this LAST NIGHT i’m so sorry what have i done

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

thegayestofagendas:

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

renacat:

hackerfucker:

having an absolute breakdown until the absurdity of reality just pulled me out it

Same shit different video game. Stop blaming video games for your shitty relationship

surprisebitch:

honestly

actual-mark-zuckerberg:

meatswitch:

yellowsuggestion:

yellowsuggestion:

my favourite thing about tumblr is that they discontinued fan mail in 2015 but in 2018, three years later, they still haven’t edited two word out of this:

i wish this was me

Isn’t there some bug where you can still send fan mail? And the receiver will actually see it in their inbox?

Yeah, some blogs on mobile still have the “Send Fan Mail” option available.