i love logging onto tumblr and seeing every single person i follow freaking out over this site self destructing. feels like a homestuck update
Everyone: “Here’s my handles on like five different sites in case Tumblr goes down”
Me, refusing to make an account anywhere else:
Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.
I cant believe this is actually john mulaney and not a parody blog created for the sole purpose of making this shitpost
my assigned tumblr staff incel seeing the word titty on my blog
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I just read this on twitter…
“this reblog was flagged as explicit”
alexa how do you do a mutiny on a website
☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over tumblr.
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