spartanlocke:

tumblr, for the past five years: @STAFF DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THIS PORN!!
staff: [does something about the porn]
tumblr:

gunsandfireandshit:

lifesgrandparade:

gunsandfireandshit:

pelkoja:

chilean-spy-for-russia:

hustlerose:

GET READY FOR NO PORN TUMBLR DECEMBER 17

I was ok w this but… “Only real life human parts” this means im still going to see venom fucking the grinch??!

No nut December

Who the FUCK came up with the wording “female-presenting nipples”?

lousirthe3rd:

I’d watch just for the tribute and go back to not watching the NFL again

whats-bronya-the-president-of:

walterwhitemediocrity:

God killing B*sh on World AIDS Day

wigglytuff:

So Long Gay Bowser………..

polararts:

ivoryandsalt:

polararts:

You can save all your posts with these instructions
I’ll do it too just to be safe, I honestly don’t remember what I’ve posted here over the years.

You can also import a copy of your blog into wordpress. YMMV if you have a huge amount of posts.

Oh thanks!! This is also a good one!! In case the first doesn’t work or you don’t have the memory for a whole zip of your blog~

amtrax:

a-big-gay-heathen:

hungry-joe:

amtrax:

Everyone to staff: fix it

Staff:

Hmm…marked as sensitive…almost as if staff is using this to also flag anything not wanted up…

it wasn’t marked as sensitive you fucking walnut

It sure fucking was