sapphomets:

starblastrz:

sapphomets:

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

what’s graped soda

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

prince-spence:

domicileensnared:

curiooftheheart:

inkyxward:

gaudybitchprince:

kelssiel:

corvidcorgi:

viridian-sun:

heedra:

why do wizards and mages and shit in stuff always have to use a fucking stick or staff to do magic. what’s so special about a gotdamn tree bone

there’s a huge occult explanation for that but long story short: if you miscast do you want a stick to explode or your hand?

also good for hitting people

twirly

dramatic flair

tastes good

Make jokes about having huge, strong wood

Let’s you poke stuff safely

Cinematic

horrorpops:

mexicanjesuschrist:

goldenicarus:

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

vampirequeenoffan:

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harmonicstupidity:

outofcontextelderscrolls:

My fiance found a rather relevant image on Facebook today

splendid-toad-of-resurgence:

toby fox: