vajussy:

snulbug:

thedouble2013:

eastegg:

uh what

so it turns out the celestial seasonings founders were in fact cult members idk what to do with this information but this is like wild:

The Sleepytime Tea Founders Were Into a Really Skeezy New-Age Bible

In no time the friends were sauntering into the local bank to get a loan for their new business, “wearing jeans, smelling of herbs, and armed with Tupperware containers of Mo’s 36 and Sleepytime blends.” They called their company Celestial Seasonings, after co-founder Lucinda Ziesing’s flowername.

But there might be another reason they named it “celestial.” Mo Siegel and John Hay, two of the founders, were avid believers in a new-age bible called The Urantia Book, which followers call “an epochal revelation authored solely by celestial beings.” The book touches upon everything from mind control to a eugenics plot to eliminate the “inferior races” of our great nation.

So y’all just decided to drop all the wild shit here in Tumblr’s twilight hours

reddit-tales:

What’s the worst advice you’ve received in your life?

My careers advisor in high school.

When I said “I think I want to do something with computers” she said “have you heard of Microsoft?”

Then she wrote Microsoft on a piece of paper and slid it across the table and that was my careers interview over.

mattibee:

For The Nintendo Switch™

rabdoidal:

orriculum:

circegrimoire:

orriculum:

My friend was shuffling a new tarot deck and she said excitedly “I cant wait to see what sort of bond I have with this deck!” And then the first card she pulled was the fool

yall really gonna expose me like this huh

what else am i gonna do