This is the greatest two seconds of my day.
this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see
why do old people read the bible so much
i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”
dracula: oh i am so lonely…. the love of my life.. gone… i am suffering.. there is no one who would join me in this eternal darkness…
vampire fuckers:
“Pit bulls are bred to fight”
Yeah fightin back my tears
This professor savage 😂😂
Baby first name April middle name Fools😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeet
He saw his whole career flash before his eyes. He was sweatingggg
The Man
The Myth
The Legend
















