– “people are muted” no nobody is muted. it’s just a glitch that affected some posts, mostly text posts. don’t send staff any messages, just edit and save those posts and they’ll fix themselves
– “tumblr is banning custom themes” no it’s not
– “tumblr is banning kin stuff” no, it bans impersonation. as in you cant pretend to be someone such as a celebrity. Same with mastadon.
– “they banned nsfw to get back into the app store” they banned nsfw cuz verizon cant sell ads next to porn, the app store debacle just made them speed up the process. this all stems back to capitalism sucks.
– “a hatsune miku kinnie made up the blocking glitch as an excuse to block all their mutuals” this is a real glitch happening right now and it either appears you cant message/send asks to your mutuals or if you go to their blog an error that looks like theyve deleted pops up (im on mobile, opening and closing the app seems to fix it).
me, tipsy after two margaritas and twenty minutes into a conversation with the girl i just met at the gay bar: So she absolutely demolishes these three dudes with her god-like nature powers and it looks like she’s going to finish them off and then–get this–her forbidden love and drag-racing partner drops in from the ceiling and shatters the glass and shit and is like, “Sloane, you’re not a killer”–