tips for walking in an abandoned graveyard
- if it’s dark, don’t shine your flashlight into the trees.
- if a child approaches and asks you a question, don’t tell the truth.
- you may find some harrowing artifacts (i found a ribbon on a tree and some bible pages) pick these up and keep them. they belong to you.
- if you walk down a long, straight pathway, you will feel someone behind you. don’t look
- you may see people in your peripheral vision; these are the spirits. they won’t hurt you.
- if you wish to communicate with the spirits, do not do it alone. cast a protection circle. only ask polite questions.
- you will feel bursts of dread and terror. ignore them.
- don’t read too much into what the graves say. some things are best left unsolved.
- research the history of the graveyard beforehand. you need to know what you might encounter.
- some beings may not want you to leave. should you come into contact with one of these beings, leave immediately.
- don’t read the hidden graves.
- if you find a headless angel statue, don’t look for her head.
- if you find a tipped over angel statue, leave her be. she’s only resting.
- don’t listen to music. this will distract you from them.
- don’t look in the bushes. you will find something that you weren’t supposed to.
Tag: mj
i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

The best version of this image I’ve seen so far
happy pride month y’all now get out there be gay and do some crimes
monday mood
Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned
SIDE ONE DONE. I use E6000 glue so I’m gonna let it cure for a few hours, maybe overnight before I do the other side.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A HYPERBOLE
I was changing the batteries in the Food God (automatic cat feeder) and the Boyes were very concerned
they are so sweet, their little cries, heartwrenching. appease the Food God quickly human!
Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression
Holy shit
That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him


