Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
babe
Tag: nade
i have obtained. gnorts
beautiful investment, very sexy, 10/10
todd, i was feeling very empowered in my new gnooty gnorts and you had to come along and say This
*lying in bed with my wife*
her: honey you seem to have something on your mind
me: no sweetheart i’m fine
her: are you sure?
me: yes i’m sure. good to sleep
my mind:
gapple fcrumble………
so THATS what gf stands for
helping my pals decorate for their engagement party and we’ve just made loads of banners with swear words on them
this is a totally adult engagement party no goofs n giggles here
absolutely correct the mistake has been rectified
dumb bottom is more than just someone who’s dumb + a bottom. Its hard to explain.
I will cast a spell to make you have a good day
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It is done
kittens are so fucking stupid & i love them
thats not stupid, that’s The Dream
tired: breakfast in bed.
Wired: Breakfast IS bed.
Our dogs are perfect!!! That’s all I’m sayin!!!!
the gentle alien has detected a wicked fairy in disguise





