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*puts on cool socks*
Ok ready to go
getting people to follow your artblog is a bit like
Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with
[[*TNG theme song plays*
*Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL!
*TNG theme song*]]
How hard was it to say “pistachio”
you: pistachio
me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™
Interspecies lesbianism
It’s cute guys
Where’s my cute lesbian tiger/lioness children’s book? I need it now.
@redfoxwritesstuff I don’t see it as lesbianism. I see it as friends becoming sisters. But that’s me
^^Haha that’s cute but have you considered that maybe they are
Lesbians
my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do u remember those fuckers those…
those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers
THESE
And theyre called….. oh no-
Hey baby 😉
Wanna touch my Groan Tube
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