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bumbleshark:

bumbleshark:

pros to hugging yer tall girlfriend:

  • that physically enveloped feeling thats so warm and soft and good
  • you can nuzzle into her neck for the hug depending on the duration
  • her arms will 100% always be wrapped around and over you
  • safe and snug
  • titty:face ratio is in your favor 

pros to hugging yer short girlfriend:

  • yer a being of love and protection. so strong yet soft
  • her arms? wrapped around your waist?? im swooning
  • you get to smoosh yer face into her neck/hair hhhhhhh ❤
  • KISSES ON THE CROWN OF HER HEAD HOLY MOLEY
  • your titty:her face

glumshoe:

mildlyartisticsuperdetective:

OKAY SO HERE ARE THE PICS. Inspired by this post by @pipistrellus (@pipcomix)

These are 16th century Renaissance inspired hotpants, panelled with navy velvet with a red silk lining and hand-embroidered butt slogan, which I believe is like 300% historically accurate. They’re actually modelled off a genuine Tudor pattern but then made ridiculous because who am I.

Worn with thigh highs and a 18th C shirt cuz it was all I had to hand and frankly shirts don’t change that much lol.

Watermark is to my Instagram! @oh.papillon

My body is shaking with a deep and profound envy. This is the single greatest garment to ever grace my eyes.

Source: mildlyartisticsuperdetective