Feeling pretty wholesome today
Tag: reave
helping my pals decorate for their engagement party and we’ve just made loads of banners with swear words on them
this is a totally adult engagement party no goofs n giggles here
absolutely correct the mistake has been rectified
I will cast a spell to make you have a good day
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（｡◕ ω ◕)｡)つ━☆・*。
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(¸.·´ (¸.·’* ☆
It is done
my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:
The wife:
The mom:
Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with
[[*TNG theme song plays*
*Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL!
*TNG theme song*]]
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