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I will cast a spell to make you have a good day

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It is done

heartsnbruises:

hellenhighwater:

starrymuffiin:

i-chew-on-pushpins:

kittens are so fucking stupid & i love them

thats not stupid, that’s The Dream

tired: breakfast in bed.

Wired: Breakfast IS bed.

beatlesweatles:

sneakyfeets:

sneakyfeets:

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:

The wife:

The mom:

tenmillionpoundsofsludge:

hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass

thepurpah:

thepurpah:

I’ve been having a lot of weird dreams lately but the one last night tops them all

For all the people asking me if the date went well, all I remember after this point was Shadow trying to eat his dinner while keeping the rose in his mouth. Like the effect would be ruined if he took it out. It was entertaining.

Source: thepurpah